The crime:
At approximately 7:52PM on the 5th day of March 2009, a laptop computer cord was found brutally severed by an unknown sharp object, leaving its owner computerless and unable to function like a normal human.
The suspect:
Robin Williams, AKA Robin the bunny, a known cord chomper with at least 10 convictions on record. Suspect has fluffy white fur, blue eyes, up ears, and a vicious overbite. He is known to be dangerous and hungry.
If anyone has information about this crime (or an HP power adapter the victim’s owner can borrow), please call
1-800-BUN-STOPPERS.
jamiesobrato.com 
I’m sorry to hear about your cord! My dog did something similar to my laptop last year, only instead of chewing the cord, she grabbed ahold of it and jerked it out of the back of the computer, breaking the contact inside the computer in the process. I ended up having to send it for repairs and was without it for almost a month. Luckily for me, my sister had an extra laptop at the time and let me borrow it!
I have called Elmer Fudd. He’s on his way over!
What a pain, Tracy!
And Melissa, I had to think for a while to remember who Elmer Fudd was. LOL. Where is my brain? I understand all those Bugs Bunny cartoons much better now that I own rabbits. They’re pretty tricky.