At approximately 7:52PM on the 5th day of March 2009, a laptop computer cord was found brutally severed by an unknown sharp object, leaving its owner computerless and unable to function like a normal human.
Robin Williams, AKA Robin the bunny, a known cord chomper with at least 10 convictions on record. Suspect has fluffy white fur, blue eyes, up ears, and a vicious overbite. He is known to be dangerous and hungry.
If anyone has information about this crime (or an HP power adapter the victim’s owner can borrow), please call